Sunday, March 23, 2014

A handy Dancing Skeleton


As almost all you know by at this moment, I broke the Guinness Cd of World Records employed for Marathon Drumming in 1989. This has become the stories that happened in your event.

One of the actual truly amazing volunteers (Ron) that bound to me (To be a close look witness for the Guinness Book of Records log book) arrived to the Brandon Hall Products Detail shop in Fortification Mill S. C. where I'd been performing this 3 end of the week long record breaking nighttime time. Ron came into the store and I was using the 10 minute break he came over to communicate with me. He looked me without delay the eye and stored these exact words. "I won't be able witness this event during hours of darkness anymore because my mom were built with a vision about you their whole scared me". I mentioned "ok, what did lindsay lohan see? "

Now Ron's mom was a terrific lady and a passionate Christian who was couple of PTL. You know the PTL leisure areas (Praise The Lord) previously in Fort Mill, VERTISEMENTS. C. with Pastor Jim "I've sinned in hand, now send me what not money" Baker. He needed the money to keep his girlfriend Tammy Fae Baker in facial comprises.

Ron tells me his mom a new vision of a DANCING SKELETON on the top of the Brandon Limit Detail shop. The skeleton had bees swarming full it while it danced at night. Now I myself after 40 times of drumming was a swift freaked also, I had already dined some strange hallucinations of signature bank. This will happen whilst you play drums for this duration, trust me... The following day after Ron told my tastes about his moms "vision" he stopped volunteering completely.

A vitamin company arrives about 2 days later and wants to sponsor me. It was much akin to blood and internal organ cleansing vitamin. You know elevate your energy and endurance. These pills made my tastes so physically sick they almost took me away from the event. Well within 2 times of taking these pills I recevied to set a snare drum up consist of bathroom to keep drumming. My insides turned thoroughly and I had ungodly Explosive Diarrhea. Needless to say I stopped taking this course immediately! I then called the vitamin guy and told him to go on the extra pills him was sending, and There we were throwing the pills he already provided into the garbage.

I started thinking about Ron's mom and her vision. I guess There we were the skeleton, and the diarrhea was the swarm which bees. The diarrhea also started late at night around 11 pm this morning I started taking this system. Go figure she was built with a vision of my overflowing butt...

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